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Happy Halloween! Slightly Riffed has put together the top 5 Halloween costumes for Stoner Rock fans so you can be the hit of your Halloween party tonight!
A “Stoner” Rock
Get it? Everyone loves a good pun Halloween costume. This one will be an instant hit! Grab some friends, some drum sticks, and guitars, and you’re a “Stoner” Rock band!
Bat that Ozzy Bit the Head Off Of
One of the most infamous stories in Metal history is when Ozzy bit the head off of a live bat. This costume not only celebrates the historic moment, but it’ll also be a true Halloween classic for years to come.
The “Welcome to Sky Valley” Sign
A quintessential Stoner Rock album and classic album cover. Thousands of people head out to the desert to take pictures with the iconic sign each year, and now you can be that sign.
Weedian from Sleep’s Dopesmoker
Sure, this may look like an Elvan costume on a man holding a sleep apnea machine… but to that one true Stoner Metal fan, it’s the Weedian from the one and only Dopesmoker.
Black Sabbath’s Paranoid Guy
Sword, shield, helmet, and a pair of underwear outside of your pants. Take a hero’s dose of mushrooms and you’re the “Paranoid Guy” from the Black Sabbath cover! I’m sure everyone at the party will love you for this one.
Of course these are just our top 5 ideas for all you Stoner Rock fans out there. Tell us some of your ideas in the comments and we will add it to the Halloween list next year!
P.S. Don’t get stoned and eat all of your kid’s candy tonight.
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