Category: Satire
The Fakest News In Stoner Rock
Doom in Crisis: Doom Metal Bands Have Officially Run Out of B-Movie Samples to Use, Forced to Turn to Romcoms and Children’s TV
Desert Rock Band Accidentally Selects ‘Easy Listening’ During Spotify Upload, Cultivates Grocery Store Music Stardom
Investigation: Pitchfork Merging With GQ Because Editors Discovered ‘Dopesmoker’ and Uber Eats In the Same Afternoon
Going Broke, Staying Sober: Stoner Rock Band Forced to Go Straight
