Tag: Satire

Doom in Crisis: Doom Metal Bands Have Officially Run Out of B-Movie Samples to Use, Forced to Turn to Romcoms and Children’s TV

Desert Rock Band Accidentally Selects ‘Easy Listening’ During Spotify Upload, Cultivates Grocery Store Music Stardom

Going Broke, Staying Sober: Stoner Rock Band Forced to Go Straight

Midwest Desert Rock Band Never Actually Been to a Desert

Stoned Guy At the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Explains to Everyone Why Sleep Should Definitely Be In There

Wizard from Electric Wizard’s Dopethrone Album Cover Sues Band, Alleging Defamation